I met you once, I loved you twice, that’s where this tale begins.
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
help i cant stop listening to these guys
finished a huge presentation on the basics of accounting. this is a thing i could do with my life i think
i havent gotten any asks in like a month its weird
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.